UK Political Halloween Horrors

The horrors of the current British Government continue, just a week after King Rishi Sunak was crowned as the undisputed and entitled leader of the UK.

Suella Braverman has been leaking like a sieve, sending classified documents to all and sundry across the internet and accusing asylum seekers of invading England.

Liz Truss had her phone hacked by the Russians.  Sir Keir Starmer wants a General Election as usual.

The incredibly likeable Michael Fabricant MP defends himself against those who accuse him of unnatural hair and points out that Senator John Kerry is no one to talk, his wig is so old, it has dust in it.

Climate change naysayer Rishi Sunak will not attend Cop 27 and intends to have a lovely coal fire in number 10, but Boris will attend the summit.

Thankfully CNN's Bobbie Battista is here to save our sanity during this most spooky night of the year.

Happy Halloween!

Joe Biden on the campaign trail. Doddery old man declining rapidly

The grisly and yet compelling spectacle of Joe Biden's cognitive decline continues.  For our newswire, we are on the campaign trail with Joe as he goes campaigning and ruins any chance in the  midterms. 

A compilation of President Biden's best gaffes over the last week and a bit.  

Due to the government fiasco in Britain we haven't caught up with the President in a while, who appears to have deteriorated just a little bit more since we last checked in with him.  With the mid-terms looming, this should give some diversion to the British, who have been watching a Halloween Horror show, where a head of lettuce, outlasted the previous Prime Minister.

It is almost comforting to know that our friends across the great pond have such similar problems to ours in the UK.

PS: 

I am sympathetic to people suffering from age related mental decline, but hey,  good for them if they lived long enough to get it.  I do not think that they should be running the world.   Although, America feels a little smaller under the Biden, Harris and Nancy Pelosi tenure. Similarly, Britain felt bigger with Boris.

As Biden's mental capacity continues to reduce, what has gone from being hilarious, is starting to feel a little awkward, then again, he set himself up by thinking 80 is the new 70, when in reality 80 is far more like the new 8.

King Rishi crowned Prime Minister. The Cononation of Rishi Sunak

The coronation of Rishi Sunak, a man who feels he is entitled to be the Prime Minister of the UK and  Liz Truss leaves Downing Street.

Highlights of the day King Rishi meets Joe Public, Charles Windsor. 

Martine Croxall is suspended by the BBC after comments when Boris Johnson resigns from the race to be leader of Britain.  Minister for Health Therese Coffey returns to the back benches, but needs a whole one of her own.

And King Charles gets a cream pie as waxwork is vandalised.  

Rishi Sunak seizes control of UK. Another Prime Minister that will not last.

Rishi Sunak, the assassin who brought down Boris Johnson and caused the failed Liz Truss government has finally seized control of Britain, without the consent of the Tory Party members, or the electorate.

Without any campaigning, the 42 year old politician was given the premiership by a nod from his fellow Tory MP's who have their own interests at heart above and beyond those of the country.

Rishi Sunak, one of the most divisive figures ever to set foot in Downing Street, will fair no better than his predecessor as he is loathed by any of the members of Parliament, who support the elected Prime Minister Boris Johnson who was removed in a political coup, led by Sunak. 

Despite Johnson trying to return as Prime Minister, he withdrew, even knowing that he had the backing of his party and the majority of Conservative voters, in the interests of unity.   This will not happen with a Sunak Government.

Keep your eyes on serial plotter, Michael Gove.   This will be the final nail in the coffin for the conservative party.

Beth Rigby calls Sunak "a thoroughly corrosive figure."

It is time for a General Election.

Editorial by Torric.

Liz Truss resigns. Will Boris Johnson be next Prime Minister? #bringbac...

Prime Minister Liz Truss has resigned.  Within a week the UK will have a new Prime Minister and Boris Johnson is expected to run for leadership election.

One problem however is that Boris was deposed by his own MP's and this leadership election will not poll Tory party members, only the same MP's who removed him. Candidates will need at least 100 nominations for their names to go forward.

Although he is still a clear favourite with the electorate and arguably the only way the Conservative party could ever remain in power, his charisma and likeability has always prevented other hopeful MP's from getting the top job.  This is why they are likely to favour another leader who can be toppled at any time.   Boris Johnson's popularity works with the public, but works against him with the bland MP's in his own party.

Keir Starmer is calling for an immediate General Election because at this point in time, Labour will definitely win.  The smile will soon be wiped off their collective faces should Boris return, but it would seem that the Tories would rather spend an eternity in the wilderness than bring back the only person who can win an election for them.

Bring back Boris and then have an election and everything will then be fair and square.  Let the electorate decide.  Let us have a democratic vote instead of members of parliament with their own agendas deciding on what is best for them, instead of what is best for the country.

Liz Truss a bully. MP's manhandled in Parliament. PMQ's Suella Braverman Quits

What next for this disastrous leader, as allegations of bullying emerge.

Bring Back Boris or face defeat say voters as Liz Truss approval falls t...

Bring Back Boris or face defeat say voters as Liz Truss approval falls to 10%

Jeremy Hunt to make statement. Bring back Boris. Government in meltdown....

Jeremy Hunt to make unscheduled announcement this morning

Liz Truss, the disastrous fall of the UK Government. Kwasi out. Liz next.

The beginning of the end for Liz Truss

Liz Truss no cuts. Therese Coffey, I'll drink to that. Shambles at PMQ...

The total shambles that is now our Government.

A weekend of confusion with Joe Biden #bidengaffe

The weekend with a senile old man who is running the world.

Power Cuts in the UK. Winter of discontent. History repeats itself.

Drawing parallels with 1978/1979 we can see the way this is heading.  Have your candles at the ready!

The alternative Liz Truss conference speech. How long can she survive? #...

It is unfortunate that once again the Prime Minister has misread the people and told a battle weary Britain that it is going to get even harder.  

At the Conservative conference today, Tory Prime Minister Liz Truss gave a predictable vanilla flavoured, uninspiring speech.  Her MP's and now her cabinet members are verging on open mutiny.  How long can she survive?

The most entertaining part was when Greenpeace Protesters waved a hanky at her with "who voted for this" written on it. 

So, we've jazzed it up a bit..

Kay Burley owns Chris Philp on Sky News over Government U-turn on tax

Kay Burley roasts Chris Philp alive on Sky News over Government u-turn on 45p tax

UK Economy Collapses. The Pound crashes as benefit cuts are used to fund...

UK economy crashes as benefit reductions are used to fund tax cuts for super rich.