A Festive Retro Christmas Newswire

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas from the Newswire.

America's new Flying Saucer Bomber, King Charles racism row and Diane Ab...

Lady Susan Hussey Royal Scandal. Will she be Trump's next dinner date?

Lady in waiting on the late Queen Elizabeth II, Lady Sarah Hussey, 83, has been fired from her duties after 60 years of loyal service, for asking a woman with dreadlocks, "Where are you from?".     This unpardonable offence triggered the sensitive royals to sack her with immediate effect in a knee-jerk reaction.   Her dedicated service was wiped out in an instant, in the woke days of political correctness.   One Strike and you are out..

Talking of Strikes.  Everyone in the UK is out on one.  Nurses, Ambulance Drivers, Postment, Rail, Bus, Underground Tube trains.. the works!

And in other news, Donald Trump has held a special event for racists to attend.  It is not yet clear whether or not, Lady Sarah Hussey has been invited to the monkeypox bash.

China protests over Covid lockdown and Diane Abbott praises Chairman Mao Zedong for all the good things he did.

Thanksgiving, World Cup, Elton John and Twitter woes for Elon Musk

Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to 11 years in prison for Theranos fraud scam.

War Crimes prosecutor to investigate Donald Trump handling of confidential classified top secret documents.

Mass walkout at Twitter as Elon Musk throws his weight around. 75% of Twitter workforce has left or been fired.

England and Wales footballers will NOT wear the One Love armband in support of gay equality in Qatari world cup.

Danny La Rue shows his support.

Scottish independence referendum blocked.  Nicola Sturgeon, Ian Blackford and Jeremy Corbyn vow to fight on.

Joe Biden turns 80.  The President celebrates Thanksgiving.

and Elton John hangs up his wig and retires.

Breaking News: Nancy Pelosi Resigns. Biden Running and Trump 2024. Kari Lake defeated

Nancy Pelosi has quit as Speaker of The House. 

Nancy Pelosi, who has led Democrats in the US House of Representatives for almost two decades, has announced she is standing down from the role.

The 82-year-old is the most powerful Democrat in Congress and the first woman to serve as speaker of the House.

Donald Trump announces his run for President in the 2024 Election.

Joe Biden signals he will run again.

In true Trump style, Kari Lake says the Arizona vote was rigged.

Vice President Kamala Harris gives another underwhelming speech to a handful of party faithfuls.

Trump is a Loser. Midterms shaming defeat for the former President Donal...

Assault on King Charles attacked by egg throwing maniac. Police scuffle ...

Midterms - Biden's last minute scramble as Trump says he will run again...

A last minute scramble as Joe Biden is wheeled out to drum up support for the Democrats in the US Midterm elections. 

The final sprint is on, in what is surely going to be a decimation by the  Republican party and Trump loyalists.  The GOP is licking its lips ahead of Tuesday's mid-term election.

Today former President Donald Trump announced at a rally  'I will very, very, very probably do it again'

Meanwhile Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden both declare that the Republican's are getting ready to steal the election.   Does this sound familiar?

UK Political Halloween Horrors

The horrors of the current British Government continue, just a week after King Rishi Sunak was crowned as the undisputed and entitled leader of the UK.

Suella Braverman has been leaking like a sieve, sending classified documents to all and sundry across the internet and accusing asylum seekers of invading England.

Liz Truss had her phone hacked by the Russians.  Sir Keir Starmer wants a General Election as usual.

The incredibly likeable Michael Fabricant MP defends himself against those who accuse him of unnatural hair and points out that Senator John Kerry is no one to talk, his wig is so old, it has dust in it.

Climate change naysayer Rishi Sunak will not attend Cop 27 and intends to have a lovely coal fire in number 10, but Boris will attend the summit.

Thankfully CNN's Bobbie Battista is here to save our sanity during this most spooky night of the year.

Happy Halloween!

Joe Biden on the campaign trail. Doddery old man declining rapidly

The grisly and yet compelling spectacle of Joe Biden's cognitive decline continues.  For our newswire, we are on the campaign trail with Joe as he goes campaigning and ruins any chance in the  midterms. 

A compilation of President Biden's best gaffes over the last week and a bit.  

Due to the government fiasco in Britain we haven't caught up with the President in a while, who appears to have deteriorated just a little bit more since we last checked in with him.  With the mid-terms looming, this should give some diversion to the British, who have been watching a Halloween Horror show, where a head of lettuce, outlasted the previous Prime Minister.

It is almost comforting to know that our friends across the great pond have such similar problems to ours in the UK.

PS: 

I am sympathetic to people suffering from age related mental decline, but hey,  good for them if they lived long enough to get it.  I do not think that they should be running the world.   Although, America feels a little smaller under the Biden, Harris and Nancy Pelosi tenure. Similarly, Britain felt bigger with Boris.

As Biden's mental capacity continues to reduce, what has gone from being hilarious, is starting to feel a little awkward, then again, he set himself up by thinking 80 is the new 70, when in reality 80 is far more like the new 8.

King Rishi crowned Prime Minister. The Cononation of Rishi Sunak

The coronation of Rishi Sunak, a man who feels he is entitled to be the Prime Minister of the UK and  Liz Truss leaves Downing Street.

Highlights of the day King Rishi meets Joe Public, Charles Windsor. 

Martine Croxall is suspended by the BBC after comments when Boris Johnson resigns from the race to be leader of Britain.  Minister for Health Therese Coffey returns to the back benches, but needs a whole one of her own.

And King Charles gets a cream pie as waxwork is vandalised.  

Rishi Sunak seizes control of UK. Another Prime Minister that will not last.

Rishi Sunak, the assassin who brought down Boris Johnson and caused the failed Liz Truss government has finally seized control of Britain, without the consent of the Tory Party members, or the electorate.

Without any campaigning, the 42 year old politician was given the premiership by a nod from his fellow Tory MP's who have their own interests at heart above and beyond those of the country.

Rishi Sunak, one of the most divisive figures ever to set foot in Downing Street, will fair no better than his predecessor as he is loathed by any of the members of Parliament, who support the elected Prime Minister Boris Johnson who was removed in a political coup, led by Sunak. 

Despite Johnson trying to return as Prime Minister, he withdrew, even knowing that he had the backing of his party and the majority of Conservative voters, in the interests of unity.   This will not happen with a Sunak Government.

Keep your eyes on serial plotter, Michael Gove.   This will be the final nail in the coffin for the conservative party.

Beth Rigby calls Sunak "a thoroughly corrosive figure."

It is time for a General Election.

Editorial by Torric.

Liz Truss resigns. Will Boris Johnson be next Prime Minister? #bringbac...

Prime Minister Liz Truss has resigned.  Within a week the UK will have a new Prime Minister and Boris Johnson is expected to run for leadership election.

One problem however is that Boris was deposed by his own MP's and this leadership election will not poll Tory party members, only the same MP's who removed him. Candidates will need at least 100 nominations for their names to go forward.

Although he is still a clear favourite with the electorate and arguably the only way the Conservative party could ever remain in power, his charisma and likeability has always prevented other hopeful MP's from getting the top job.  This is why they are likely to favour another leader who can be toppled at any time.   Boris Johnson's popularity works with the public, but works against him with the bland MP's in his own party.

Keir Starmer is calling for an immediate General Election because at this point in time, Labour will definitely win.  The smile will soon be wiped off their collective faces should Boris return, but it would seem that the Tories would rather spend an eternity in the wilderness than bring back the only person who can win an election for them.

Bring back Boris and then have an election and everything will then be fair and square.  Let the electorate decide.  Let us have a democratic vote instead of members of parliament with their own agendas deciding on what is best for them, instead of what is best for the country.

Liz Truss a bully. MP's manhandled in Parliament. PMQ's Suella Braverman Quits

What next for this disastrous leader, as allegations of bullying emerge.

Bring Back Boris or face defeat say voters as Liz Truss approval falls t...

Bring Back Boris or face defeat say voters as Liz Truss approval falls to 10%

Jeremy Hunt to make statement. Bring back Boris. Government in meltdown....

Jeremy Hunt to make unscheduled announcement this morning

Liz Truss, the disastrous fall of the UK Government. Kwasi out. Liz next.

The beginning of the end for Liz Truss

Liz Truss no cuts. Therese Coffey, I'll drink to that. Shambles at PMQ...

The total shambles that is now our Government.

A weekend of confusion with Joe Biden #bidengaffe

The weekend with a senile old man who is running the world.

Power Cuts in the UK. Winter of discontent. History repeats itself.

Drawing parallels with 1978/1979 we can see the way this is heading.  Have your candles at the ready!

The alternative Liz Truss conference speech. How long can she survive? #...

It is unfortunate that once again the Prime Minister has misread the people and told a battle weary Britain that it is going to get even harder.  

At the Conservative conference today, Tory Prime Minister Liz Truss gave a predictable vanilla flavoured, uninspiring speech.  Her MP's and now her cabinet members are verging on open mutiny.  How long can she survive?

The most entertaining part was when Greenpeace Protesters waved a hanky at her with "who voted for this" written on it. 

So, we've jazzed it up a bit..

Kay Burley owns Chris Philp on Sky News over Government U-turn on tax

Kay Burley roasts Chris Philp alive on Sky News over Government u-turn on 45p tax

UK Economy Collapses. The Pound crashes as benefit cuts are used to fund...

UK economy crashes as benefit reductions are used to fund tax cuts for super rich.

Joe Biden has lost his marbles. Biden confusion is dementia #bidengaffe

Joe Biden has completely lost his marbles..

Dark Money. Paranoid Presidents and more! #newswire Weekly Summary

Going nuts!

A week in the life of Joe Biden. It's the same old song, A #newswire Spe...

Prince Charles becomes King Charles. Proclamation, accession council declares new sovereign

Apart from a bit of trouble with the ink well, Camilla accidentally using the same pen as William, then Charles putting the pen in his pocket instead of back on the table, it all went very well.

Charles, first speech as King Charles addresses the nation on the death of the Queen

Exit of Boris UK New Prime Minister Liz Truss and Goodbye Boris #satiric...

The Queen appoints Liz Truss as the New Prime Minister of the UK.  Goodbye Boris

Meghan Markle more popular than Mandela | The Cut | RED Gorbachev and Be...

News you might have missed. Finnish PM drunk, Rishi Sunak £400k swimming...

All the News you might have missed. The Weekly Round-up Summary Oscar so...

Is Donald Trump a spy and guilty of espionage, or just a slow reader?

Feeble Joe Biden is very ill . Joe Biden is dying for your vote.

World reaction Trump FBI Raid - Donald Trump Home Raided. Arrest immin...

Pope Francis quits to join TBN and other news you might have missed.

Aftermath of Pelosi visit. Biden threat to world peace. China missile ...

Nancy Pelosi plane shot down by China. Parachutes to safety. Nancy Pelo...

[NEWSWIRE] Biden illness, The Pope in Canada, Nancy Pelosi & who shot R...

CONFUSED JOE Biden is BETTER and back in the Oval Office after testing n...

China will shoot down the plane carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in ...

Biden ill, Trump funeral, Threats to Nancy Pelosi, Prince Harry on fi...

US President Joe Biden taken ill. Been coughing for ages. Vigil for Pre...

US President Joe Biden announces he has cancer. #bidengaffe [US Preside...

Boris Johnson out. Final PMQs. Penny Mordaunt out. And then there were t...

The Plot that removed Boris Johnson from power. Black Ops, Deep State, C...

Despite the Tories killing off their biggest star Boris Johnson, just 2 weeks ago, the same MP's voted just last night that they have 'confidence' in Boris.  The reason for for this sudden show of support is for self protection, to avoid a general election.

Wake up everyone.  The media has played and manipulated us to remove the best asset the country has had in decades.  Why else are they so desperate to remove him?

Disastrous ending for Joe Biden. UK Election National Emergency and Nan...

Weekly Round-up. Angry Joe Biden, Trump dies, UK New Leader, Extreme wea...

Biden health, "Terrible headache". Gives $100m to Palestinian health dur...

Disgraceful Behaviour in UK Parliament. MP's thrown out during ruthless ...

Clueless LABOUR. Boring Keir Starmer, Raise Taxes on Rich, Give to the Poor

It's a Political Knockout, Episode 1 - The Opposition

Joe Biden's muddled reaction to Japanese PM being killed. Prime Ministe...

Conspiracy to remove the British Prime Minister in a coup

The plot to remove Boris Johnson and re-join the EU.

BORIS JOHNSON RESIGNS - British PM forced from office. [Breaking News: ...

BORIS JOHNSON - Gove Fired and 39 MPs Resign, but Boris stays. End of...

The End for UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson. Sex, Sleaze and Scandal. To...

President Joe Biden key moments from 4th July Speech [Biden gaffs Indep...

Pride in London. LGBTQ Pride at 50 and other news. [London Pride 50th A...

Joe Biden NATO Speech Madrid. Today's Gaffes supercut [Joe Biden Gaffes]

Trump grabs the steering wheel in mad lunge on Jan 6th Capitol Attack

A Right Royal Scandal - Prince Charles, the Suitcase and the Sheikh. Th...

Roe v Wade Overturned: A story of Democrats, Republicans, The Pope and ...

I think we've handled this in our usual sensitive manner..  The most technologically advanced country in the western world with the most backward repressive philosophy overruling the 14th Amendment.  

This is usually what happens when you let "God", get in the way of practicality.

Here in the UK we threw him out with the bathwater years ago, so it is always interesting to see how politicians manipulate the people with the threat of right and wrong, laundering their own agendas through the Bible.

The US Supreme Court has overturned the ruling of Roe -v- Wade.

Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden, both practicing Catholics have had communion withdrawn from them, until they see the error of their ways and back the abolition of Abortion, no matter what circumstances a pregnancy  comes into being.

Republicans who strike the fear of God into many people claim a victory as they roll back the frontiers of Human Rights.

Next on the agenda is Same Sex Marriage and Contraception.

This comes less than 24 hours after the US Supreme Court ruled in favour of New Yorkers being able to carry concealed weapons.  

Elizabeth Warren attacks Justice Clarence Thomas. #Roe #samesexmarriage...

America in the dark ages. Isn't it strange how people who have themselves been oppressed and subsequently freed from bondage, are only too willing to impose similar oppression on others?

Elizabeth Warren delivers scathing remarks directed at Clarence Thomas, an American judge who serves as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States and indicated that he would support repealing same sex marriage and contraception.

She warns that Justice Thomas intends to target contraception and LGBTQ same sex marriages.

Truly astonishing that such a technologically advanced nation can be so backward thinking.   When the Irish emigrated to USA, they took their extreme religion with them.   200 years later, bigotry and hate are still very much alive, thanks to a work of fiction, called the Bible.