A last minute scramble as Joe Biden is wheeled out to drum up support for the Democrats in the US Midterm elections.
The final sprint is on, in what is surely going to be a decimation by the Republican party and Trump loyalists. The GOP is licking its lips ahead of Tuesday's mid-term election.
Today former President Donald Trump announced at a rally 'I will very, very, very probably do it again'
Meanwhile Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden both declare that the Republican's are getting ready to steal the election. Does this sound familiar?
The horrors of the current British Government continue, just a week after King Rishi Sunak was crowned as the undisputed and entitled leader of the UK.
Suella Braverman has been leaking like a sieve, sending classified documents to all and sundry across the internet and accusing asylum seekers of invading England.
Liz Truss had her phone hacked by the Russians. Sir Keir Starmer wants a General Election as usual.
The incredibly likeable Michael Fabricant MP defends himself against those who accuse him of unnatural hair and points out that Senator John Kerry is no one to talk, his wig is so old, it has dust in it.
Climate change naysayer Rishi Sunak will not attend Cop 27 and intends to have a lovely coal fire in number 10, but Boris will attend the summit.
Thankfully CNN's Bobbie Battista is here to save our sanity during this most spooky night of the year.
The grisly and yet compelling spectacle of Joe Biden's cognitive decline continues. For our newswire, we are on the campaign trail with Joe as he goes campaigning and ruins any chance in the midterms.
A compilation of President Biden's best gaffes over the last week and a bit.
Due to the government fiasco in Britain we haven't caught up with the President in a while, who appears to have deteriorated just a little bit more since we last checked in with him. With the mid-terms looming, this should give some diversion to the British, who have been watching a Halloween Horror show, where a head of lettuce, outlasted the previous Prime Minister.
It is almost comforting to know that our friends across the great pond have such similar problems to ours in the UK.
PS:
I am sympathetic to people suffering from age related mental decline, but hey, good for them if they lived long enough to get it. I do not think that they should be running the world. Although, America feels a little smaller under the Biden, Harris and Nancy Pelosi tenure. Similarly, Britain felt bigger with Boris.
As Biden's mental capacity continues to reduce, what has gone from being hilarious, is starting to feel a little awkward, then again, he set himself up by thinking 80 is the new 70, when in reality 80 is far more like the new 8.