Thursday, 24 November 2022

Thanksgiving, World Cup, Elton John and Twitter woes for Elon Musk



Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to 11 years in prison for Theranos fraud scam.

War Crimes prosecutor to investigate Donald Trump handling of confidential classified top secret documents.

Mass walkout at Twitter as Elon Musk throws his weight around. 75% of Twitter workforce has left or been fired.

England and Wales footballers will NOT wear the One Love armband in support of gay equality in Qatari world cup.

Danny La Rue shows his support.

Scottish independence referendum blocked.  Nicola Sturgeon, Ian Blackford and Jeremy Corbyn vow to fight on.

Joe Biden turns 80.  The President celebrates Thanksgiving.

and Elton John hangs up his wig and retires.

Thursday, 17 November 2022

Breaking News: Nancy Pelosi Resigns. Biden Running and Trump 2024. Kari Lake defeated


Nancy Pelosi has quit as Speaker of The House. 
Nancy Pelosi, who has led Democrats in the US House of Representatives for almost two decades, has announced she is standing down from the role.

The 82-year-old is the most powerful Democrat in Congress and the first woman to serve as speaker of the House.

Donald Trump announces his run for President in the 2024 Election.
Joe Biden signals he will run again.
In true Trump style, Kari Lake says the Arizona vote was rigged.
Vice President Kamala Harris gives another underwhelming speech to a handful of party faithfuls.

Sunday, 6 November 2022

Midterms - Biden's last minute scramble as Trump says he will run again...



A last minute scramble as Joe Biden is wheeled out to drum up support for the Democrats in the US Midterm elections. 

The final sprint is on, in what is surely going to be a decimation by the  Republican party and Trump loyalists.  The GOP is licking its lips ahead of Tuesday's mid-term election.

Today former President Donald Trump announced at a rally  'I will very, very, very probably do it again'

Meanwhile Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden both declare that the Republican's are getting ready to steal the election.   Does this sound familiar?

Monday, 31 October 2022

UK Political Halloween Horrors



The horrors of the current British Government continue, just a week after King Rishi Sunak was crowned as the undisputed and entitled leader of the UK.
Suella Braverman has been leaking like a sieve, sending classified documents to all and sundry across the internet and accusing asylum seekers of invading England.

Liz Truss had her phone hacked by the Russians.  Sir Keir Starmer wants a General Election as usual.

The incredibly likeable Michael Fabricant MP defends himself against those who accuse him of unnatural hair and points out that Senator John Kerry is no one to talk, his wig is so old, it has dust in it.

Climate change naysayer Rishi Sunak will not attend Cop 27 and intends to have a lovely coal fire in number 10, but Boris will attend the summit.

Thankfully CNN's Bobbie Battista is here to save our sanity during this most spooky night of the year.

Happy Halloween!

Thursday, 27 October 2022

Joe Biden on the campaign trail. Doddery old man declining rapidly


The grisly and yet compelling spectacle of Joe Biden's cognitive decline continues.  For our newswire, we are on the campaign trail with Joe as he goes campaigning and ruins any chance in the  midterms. 

A compilation of President Biden's best gaffes over the last week and a bit.  

Due to the government fiasco in Britain we haven't caught up with the President in a while, who appears to have deteriorated just a little bit more since we last checked in with him.  With the mid-terms looming, this should give some diversion to the British, who have been watching a Halloween Horror show, where a head of lettuce, outlasted the previous Prime Minister.

It is almost comforting to know that our friends across the great pond have such similar problems to ours in the UK.

PS: 
I am sympathetic to people suffering from age related mental decline, but hey,  good for them if they lived long enough to get it.  I do not think that they should be running the world.   Although, America feels a little smaller under the Biden, Harris and Nancy Pelosi tenure. Similarly, Britain felt bigger with Boris.

As Biden's mental capacity continues to reduce, what has gone from being hilarious, is starting to feel a little awkward, then again, he set himself up by thinking 80 is the new 70, when in reality 80 is far more like the new 8.