The horrors of the current British Government continue, just a week after King Rishi Sunak was crowned as the undisputed and entitled leader of the UK.
Suella Braverman has been leaking like a sieve, sending classified documents to all and sundry across the internet and accusing asylum seekers of invading England.
Liz Truss had her phone hacked by the Russians. Sir Keir Starmer wants a General Election as usual.
The incredibly likeable Michael Fabricant MP defends himself against those who accuse him of unnatural hair and points out that Senator John Kerry is no one to talk, his wig is so old, it has dust in it.
Climate change naysayer Rishi Sunak will not attend Cop 27 and intends to have a lovely coal fire in number 10, but Boris will attend the summit.
Thankfully CNN's Bobbie Battista is here to save our sanity during this most spooky night of the year.
Happy Halloween!
